Are You There God

   


                                         Harry Dresden

       


                  Michael Carpenter


[Not mine, but you should check the rest out HERE.]

I was sitting here, thinking about putting blood in a bag and then saving it for a few days but then I realized that the blood would dry up and make it impossible to drink.  Then I thought OH MY GOD ITS SO AMAZING THAT WE CAN PUT THINGS IN BLOOD SO IT WILL STAY FRESH.

And then I was "this is highly disturbing on multiple levels."

Hey baby, your daddy must have been an astronaut because I'm gonna bite your neck.







I'm trying out potential pick up lines.